Kiss of Peace
Someday I want to go into a church with a huge group of friends and when it comes that time, just totally go around and give everyone these huge smacks on both cheeks, very continental, very con molto brio.
Why? Because I hate when people limply take my hand and avoid eye contact and mumble, peace of christ to me. I feel like if Jesus saw that he would be like, "Oh PLEASE! She doesn't have COOTIES!"