E-Harmony Ads
When you see those e-harmony ads on television (with the now-ruined wonderful song, "This Will Be An Everlasting Love" playing in the background), do you ever guiltily wonder if most of those guys are totally gay? Because they really, really seem to be gay to me.
E-harmony is pretty Christian, so my theory is that a lot of the dudes who find sweet hometown honeys on that site are closeted gay men who don't think God will love them if they get down with the brotherhood.
Boys, God loves you either way! Believe me!
Anyway, I hope I'm wrong, but that's my nagging suspicion every time one of those commercials comes on. Check it out. See if your gaydar goes off like mine does.
E-harmony is pretty Christian, so my theory is that a lot of the dudes who find sweet hometown honeys on that site are closeted gay men who don't think God will love them if they get down with the brotherhood.
Boys, God loves you either way! Believe me!
Anyway, I hope I'm wrong, but that's my nagging suspicion every time one of those commercials comes on. Check it out. See if your gaydar goes off like mine does.
posted by PeaceBang at 11:04 PM
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eHarmony's actors are overly dressed in pastel.
Not that there is anything wrong with that! (pastel that is, sorry bad Seinfeld joke)
As long as we agree that they are indeed actors and we all have a healthy sense of cynicism about the whole online dating bullshit, then tally-ho!
Crap, I'm bitter.
All drollery aside for the moment...my understanding is that eHarmony is actually based on scientific psychological testing in the form of a very extensive questionnaire, hooked into a data base. The founder reportedly spent a large amount of time and money to develop the compatibility tool. As a gay man, I wish someone with money and resources in the GBLT communities contributed something like this as an alternative to meat racks like Manhunt, which offer little more than a virtual bath house while raking in the cash.
All drollery aside for the moment...my understanding is that eHarmony is actually based on scientific psychological testing in the form of a very extensive questionnaire, hooked into a data base. The founder reportedly spent a large amount of time and money to develop the compatibility tool. As a gay man, I wish someone with money and resources in the GBLT communities contributed something like this as an alternative to meat racks like Manhunt, which offer little more than a virtual bath house.
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