"This is my voice mail to the world
that never text-messaged me..."
(Apologies to Emily Dickinson)
I have been walking around with very big eyes and a very furrowed brow all morning. What other messages have I missed? Where is this limbo or purgatory my messages have been lost in all this time? Did I unintentionally do some penance to release them?
I am thinking of having an existential crisis about it but I'll have to schedule it for later in the day.