The Second Coming Of The DaVinci Code
Oh God, it's coming any day now, and we can't stop it.
Dan Brown's craptastic novel will undoubtedly make a craptastic movie --it's got Tom Hanks starring and Ron Howard directing, after all -- and we all need to go see it together to share the pain.
I saw "The Passion of the Christ" seated between the UU Enforcer and our friend Steve and I will never forget how we giggled and smacked each other throughout while the reverent hordes around us solemnly crunched mouthful after mouthful of popcorn. It was like watching the Passion unfold during a locust infestation.
I think I'm going to need a martini before *this* one.
The Reverend Liz Lerner has written a fine piece for the UU World online about the mistreatment of Mary Magdalene in the Code: