2. How do people without access to de-greasing dish soap really get their pots and pans clean? And does it matter?
3. When I thoroughly rinse out all my bottles and cans for recycling purposes, is all the water I am using a worse waste of natural resources than it would be to just throw those items in the trash? In other words, what's worse: not recycling, or wasting water rinsing everything out?
4. What's more fun than five consecutive days or rain and occasional torrential downpours in Eastern Massachusetts?
a. a bout of food poisoning or b. sticking pins in your eyes?
5. Why does the top of my cat's head smell so much cuter than the top of your cat's head?
How hard could it possibly be to write a decent Mother's Day sermon between now and midnight?