Alien Madonna!
How has this not made the headlines in every celebrity trash mag in America, and even in the world?
It's evidence that the Scientologists are right! Thetans are among us!
Dear Out magazine,
Worst. cover. Ever.
Dear Madonna,
I refuse to believe that you are a snaggle-toothed alien with a flat Farrah 'do and scaly white skin and diamonds on your eyelashes. I know this was a Thetan pod person sitting in for you. Come back soon.
It's evidence that the Scientologists are right! Thetans are among us!
Dear Out magazine,
Worst. cover. Ever.
Dear Madonna,
I refuse to believe that you are a snaggle-toothed alien with a flat Farrah 'do and scaly white skin and diamonds on your eyelashes. I know this was a Thetan pod person sitting in for you. Come back soon.
posted by PeaceBang at 11:57 AM
6 Comments:
Wow; that is ... a big mistake.
I don't think I'll ever sleep again.
I know, it's like the cover of that book about alien abductions!!
It's a Disco Alien Abduction! She will make you Vogue and then probe you on the mother ship!
Pleaseee, ladies . . .don't forget that Madonna's body is a canvas. She has never been afraid to try out new concepts. Do you want an artist to always paint the same stuff?
Wally, are you kidding me? Have you seen this cover in real life? Find it on your newsstand. Madonna looks like a sunken-cheeked freak alien. The photographer and hair and make-up artists are to blame for this, not her. How they managed to make it look as though she actually has a broken snaggle tooth is really amazing. What's more amazing is that Madonna hasn't issued a public statement decrying this disaster. I would MURDER!
But Brandon, where can I read the snark about it? And the outrage? And the mad glee? Where oh where?
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