Saturday, March 18, 2006

Alien Madonna!


Alien Madonna!
Originally uploaded by Peacebang.
How has this not made the headlines in every celebrity trash mag in America, and even in the world?

It's evidence that the Scientologists are right! Thetans are among us!

Dear Out magazine,
Worst. cover. Ever.

Dear Madonna,
I refuse to believe that you are a snaggle-toothed alien with a flat Farrah 'do and scaly white skin and diamonds on your eyelashes. I know this was a Thetan pod person sitting in for you. Come back soon.

8 Comments:

Blogger LaReinaCobre said...

Wow; that is ... a big mistake.

02:58  
Blogger Kim said...

Well, ya know, just like fashion, when you like to re-do yourself often, there comes a time when you've used up all the good looks and have to start working on the bad ones....

03:24  
Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

I don't think I'll ever sleep again.

14:07  
Blogger PeaceBang said...

I know, it's like the cover of that book about alien abductions!!
It's a Disco Alien Abduction! She will make you Vogue and then probe you on the mother ship!

18:05  
Blogger Wally Nut said...

Pleaseee, ladies . . .don't forget that Madonna's body is a canvas. She has never been afraid to try out new concepts. Do you want an artist to always paint the same stuff?

08:59  
Blogger PeaceBang said...

Wally, are you kidding me? Have you seen this cover in real life? Find it on your newsstand. Madonna looks like a sunken-cheeked freak alien. The photographer and hair and make-up artists are to blame for this, not her. How they managed to make it look as though she actually has a broken snaggle tooth is really amazing. What's more amazing is that Madonna hasn't issued a public statement decrying this disaster. I would MURDER!

09:34  
Blogger Brandon said...

Honey, this news is AIN-CHINT!

13:11  
Blogger PeaceBang said...

But Brandon, where can I read the snark about it? And the outrage? And the mad glee? Where oh where?

14:22  

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