(2) I just about plotzed a bissle when I read a letter to Martha in Martha Stewart Living magazine asking how to make the Passover seder more appealing for children.
What, are you completely meshugenah? That shikse doesn't know from Pesach! Better you should ask your rabbi! Oy gevalt!
(3) Why did NPR name one of its shows "Open Source?" Every time I hear it, I wince because it sounds like "open sores." Ick. Get a Band-Aid and some Merthiolate already.