I wrote a long thing about my frustrating but active dating life but decided to save it was a draft because I wasn't sure if it was appropriate or on topic.

Although just about everything is on topic on PeaceBang.

However, after having seen Kevin Spacey on Letterman let me just say that my problem is that I can't find a man with the wit, intelligence and talent of Mr. Spacey. Kevin Spacey, don't you want to be my boyfriend?
I'd make you laugh, and I'd actually be a brilliant secret advisor on all your Old Vic shows.