Speaking of Onions (But Not Blooming Onions)

Best Comic Headline of the Day

"Bush Awaits Orders From Rove On Handling Of Rove Scandal"


www.theonion.com

In other news, I got my first mammogram yesterday.

OUCH!

Me to the technician:
"If you're going to press my boob that hard, at least buy me dinner first!"
Her: "Oh, I hear that all the time. Please don't breathe."