Thursday, July 20, 2006

Calling Former Jesuits

PeaceBang is on the love rampage again -- but this time not for herself (although that continues), but for her dear friend.

This friend is very cute and very brilliant, and she's calling all angels to hook her up with, in her own words, "a nice, straight former Jesuit."

When I hear her say that, I first say to myself, "Your mouth to God's ears!" But then I just can't help but envision a lot of angels standing together around the Clipboard of Life saying, "Oh god, she wants a STRAIGHT former Jesuit?" and wringing their hands.

So you heard it here. We have an order out for one terrific, straight, attractive former Jesuit. He's also supposed to be a "colorful" person. And by that we mean no "culturally clueless white boys," and that's a direct quote, yo.


Blogger Songbird said...

So we're looking for Frank Pembleton?

Blogger LaReinaCobre said...

Ohhhhhh - great response!

Blogger PeaceBang said...

Who him?

Blogger Songbird said...

PB, he was a character on Homicide:Life on the Streets, a Jesuit-trained, brilliant, African-American detective, played by Andre Braugher, last seen coming out of his police retirement job of teacher in a Jesuit school to solve another crime.

Blogger Caroline Divine said...

There are no single straight former Jesuits. They all married my old roommates except for one whom I almost married but who ran off with someone else (before most of you were born) and one who became an Episcopalian and married a non-roommate of mine (fine woman), and he during his seminary years was for at least a year in an informal support group for straight Jesuits.

I'm serious.

There were only three in his class.

Caroline Divine


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