Calling Former Jesuits
This friend is very cute and very brilliant, and she's calling all angels to hook her up with, in her own words, "a nice, straight former Jesuit."
When I hear her say that, I first say to myself, "Your mouth to God's ears!" But then I just can't help but envision a lot of angels standing together around the Clipboard of Life saying, "Oh god, she wants a STRAIGHT former Jesuit?" and wringing their hands.
So you heard it here. We have an order out for one terrific, straight, attractive former Jesuit. He's also supposed to be a "colorful" person. And by that we mean no "culturally clueless white boys," and that's a direct quote, yo.