Stupid Auntie, Stupid Elmo
I went on e-bay last night to acquire a clean, new Elmo toy for my nephew's birthday and accidentally bid on two dolls. So now he's getting a little slew of Sesame Street plush figures AND a stupid little stupid Elmo doll which cost 99 stupid cents but (surprise, surprise) TEN BLOODY BUCKS in shipping.
Sister of PeaceBang, I hear you laughing out there.
You know, this must be nothing compared to how parents feel when they send their kid off to college for $25K a semester and find out the kid's spent every day smoking pot in his dorm room and has a report card full of F's.
There, I feel better.