Yuks From NYC
who called to tell me that she had just had this great New York City morning of eating left-over Korean for breakfast (that's Korean food, not an actual left-over Korean), blasting salsa music and tanking down java.
I told her about Uncle Marvin and how I hate that feeling you get after you cry so hard you feel like every nutrient is totally gone from your body, and she said, "I know. They should make Visine with Gatorade in it."
I laughed so hard my eyeball popped out, so that one doesn't even need any Visine.