Flip Flops Are a Flop

Please don't tell me that flip flops are becoming a permanent national fashion choice. I don't hate them for the way they look, I hate them because anyone wearing them necessarily walks with all the grace of a cow hand on the way out to do the mornin' chores.

And don't go telling me about your cousin Roy who was both a cow hand and a ballerina. You know what I mean.

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