Sins of The Open Road
I can't believe I saw it.
I still can't believe it.
I was driving up Route 3 tonight on the way to town for the alumni dinner and I SAW A WOMAN READING WHILE DRIVING.
She wasn't just looking in a book, she was reading a book. She read and drove for several miles, swerving occasionally. She barely glanced up when I honked at her.
I called the State Police and reported her plate number. She was driving a white Toyota and had a bumper sticker that said, "CRONE."
She should have had a bumper sticker that said, "TREACHEROUS IDIOT."
I only hope and pray that they pulled her over before she hurt someone.
(Word of the day: allegiance)