Page SixSixSix Will No Longer Bedevil the Post

Perez Hilton, our favorite nasty gossip columnist, has gotten too big for his britches. Or rather, he has gotten too big for The New York Post's britches, and they have sicced their lawyers on him, forcing him to change the name of his blog from PageSixSixSix to Perez Hilton.com.

PageSixSixSix, as you may have figured out, was a take-off on the Post's own tawdry gossip page, Page Six. Well, tawdry on its best days, and yawnable on most.

If the Post had one single brain in it's collective head, it not only would not bother this kid, but would put him on their payroll!! For the love of Zsa Zsa Gabor, darlings, how many more decades of Liz Smith's obsequious air-kissing can a gossip hound stand?

More power to the unfettered, un-corporate-sponsored, take-no-prisoners reporting of Perez Hilton, even if I do occasionally want to wash his sassy mouth out with soap.