Somewhere Xenu Is Laughing

Brooke Shields and Katie Holmes had their baby girls on the same day.

http://www.delmarvaheadlines.com/deweybeach/stories/20050803/2187169.html

Reportedly, Suri means "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Persian. It apparently means "pickpocket" in Japanese. (Betcha Tom didn't think of that!)
Gawker.com sez it's not a Hebrew name at all, but means "Lord Krishna." I'm all confused, but that's how TomKat wants it, so Katie can sneak out to the garbage can and throw out the fake pregnancy pillow she's been wearing for like a year while I scratch my head and google the name "Suri."

Grier means "little privileged white girl whose mommy was a child star."