Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Somewhere Xenu Is Laughing

Brooke Shields and Katie Holmes had their baby girls on the same day.

Reportedly, Suri means "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Persian. It apparently means "pickpocket" in Japanese. (Betcha Tom didn't think of that!) sez it's not a Hebrew name at all, but means "Lord Krishna." I'm all confused, but that's how TomKat wants it, so Katie can sneak out to the garbage can and throw out the fake pregnancy pillow she's been wearing for like a year while I scratch my head and google the name "Suri."

Grier means "little privileged white girl whose mommy was a child star."


Blogger Obijuan said...

Surrey (Suri) is also the location of Scientology HQ in Great Britain

Blogger Kim said...

and then there's the surrey with the fringe on top....

Blogger boyinthebands said...

Hmm, Obijuan, we'll know if next one is named Dupont.


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