Dr. Phil is Jesus Christ
"WISE MEN ONCE FOLLOWED A STAR.
NOW WISE WOMEN DO THE SAME THING... EVERY DAY.
Wise women have always known the importance of good advice. Now wonder they've been turning to Dr. Phil since day one. This holiday season, follow your own star. It's easy to find him... just check local listings."
I want to hear what James Dobson has to say about this. I really, honestly do. Because I think that this once, we might find something to agree on.