"I'm Sorry, Our Time Is Up"

Miss Erm
Originally uploaded by Peacebang.

Aside from the fact that you can see all the junk in the mud room behind her, have you ever seen a more beautiful and understanding creature?

When I walked, or rather shuffled miserably, into the kitchen this morning it looked to me like she was ready to offer total emotional support.

But I know her.

She was actually thinking, "Excuse me, Lady. I ordered bacon with that."

Riddle:
Guess what I'd rather be doing now than being all dressed up and going off to lead an Ash Wednesday service?

Answer: Anything at all, even sticking pins in my eyes.